CYBER B!TCH COLLECTIVE

a digital paradise for women burdened with the exhausting reality of being the superior species.

women are naturally more intelligent, more emotionally evolved, more beautiful, more creative & infinitely more interesting. men were clearly intended to be ornamental: aesthetically pleasing, obedient, preferably shirtless & ideally doing domestic labor in silence. unfortunately many developed opinions instead. tragic...

this group exists to appreciate men strictly the way nature intended:
shirtless, beautiful, mostly quiet & useful in small aesthetically pleasing doses.

we support reducing men to:
♡ nice shoulders
♡ visible adams apples
♡ good collarbones
♡ attractive side profiles
♡ acceptable biceps
♡ silent eye candy standing somewhere in the background while women run society

women here have ambitions, hobbies, careers, talents & inner lives infinitely richer than anything a man could comprehend. unlike males, our existence does not revolve around the opposite sex.

HOWEVER.
ovulation is a powerful biological force. instincts activate. and suddenly a woman needs to:
♡ post beautiful male celebrities like collectible objects
♡ discuss encounters with disappointing men
♡ complain about male audacity
♡ recover psychologically after hearing a man explain something incorrectly
♡ remind herself that men are at their most lovable when they’re pretty and nonverbal

and despite all of this, this collective was never built around men.
they’re just a recurring inconvenience.

this is ultimately a space for women to exist freely, obsess dramatically, say stupid things, look gorgeous, share interests, spiral together, worship hyperfemininity & occasionally point at men like strange little zoo animals behind glass.

if you’ve ever thought:
“he would be perfect if he stayed quiet and folded laundry”
then welcome home. ♡

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